This years event is accessible only by magic school bus. So, to get here, return to your elementary school, find the quirkiest teacher there, and say something like "Man, anime conventions suck. I don't get them and I don't want to, and nothing can make me respect or appreciate the service they do for the fan community" and she'll whisk you to our building. When you want to leave start talking about how great a time you are having. So... if you are having a good time but don't want to leave, keep complaining.
Unless you are that little bitch Arnold. We don't want your punk ass stinking up our con, Arnold. Go fuck yourself.