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Mission Statement:

To kick ass, redefine what it is to rock, and accelerate the studies of badassity

 Basically we are a group of students in Ohio. Some of us are in Columbus, others in Cincinnati, our satellite members may extend to the outer regions of the world, or at least Holland.  The idea is that there are tons of highly motivated/ creative/ talented/ rich fans out there, and this is a way to pool their resources together to try and accomplish something in the world of fandom.  Want in on all this hot action?  Just ask, we'll see what we can do!  

Members:

Kaiser Michael - Commandant of the whole thing, coordinator of all our conflicting projects, a god among men. Mike is into rock climbing, music, and some other stuff that probably sucks. He spends most of his time wondering where all his time is going, and just naturally pisses people off. Sometimes he goes on safari for unusual looking lions, and always kills his target. When he is not saying something horrible or racist, he is probably thinking something stupid. He will kick your ass at Super Smash Bros. Melee. He is a terrible person who, would he step upon Irish soil, would be smote by the resurrected St. Patrick for fouling the Emerald Isle. He is a bad webmaster, and likes to make stupid GIFs and put them into things.

Steve - Steve is a worse human than Michael. We don't talk about him, nor should you. He is a nice enough guy, just don't let him talk. About anything. Trust us on this. Oh yeah, Steve also is an established writer with several scholarships for poetry, and honorary graduate degrees from 4 respected institutions of learning.

Tom - Tom is boring and bitchy. At first glance he seems to have a great sarcastic personality with true whit, but ten minutes later you realize he is just copying what his friends do, and isn't even very good at pulling it off. Toms voice can cut through glass, and even wood on a good day, and once I saw him jump over a camel. Tom Secretly hates Neil.

Neil - When you track down Neil, you will realize that he knows more about the directors of any high brow anime than Gandhi. True Gandhi isn't the official measure of anime knowledge, but any intellectual will confirm that he is better than the the existing standard (Currently anime knowledge is measured by the "Wendy Lee", a good standard, but no Gandhi). You will also realize that he says the word "Direction" once every 150 heartbeats. You have no idea how we stumbled over that one. He is still being pressed for an objective definition of "good direction". On top of knowing any anime worth seeing, he works towards a law degree, and experiments in new ways of making crystal meth in his basement. He isn't a user, or a dealer, it is just a high risk hobby of his.

Dan - Dan doesn't exist, I made up this name.

Amelia - If you have ever wanted to see a girl with no soul, check her out. She's not gothy or anything, but she has no spirit. Makes it really hard for her to voice act, though. We got her into anime less than a year ago, and already she has spent over 1000 dollars on DVD's alone. When she was 8 she fell into a vat of butter on a school field trip.

Caitlin - Amelia's annoying, hunch-backed partner. The best female voice actress we have, but she plays like 12 sports and is never around. On a dare one time she ate an entire bottle of Tylenol, but we found out later she had replaced them with Smarties, so we held her down and forced her to eat real bottle of painkillers. She started shaking and saying weird things and her eyes wouldn't focus, so we took her home and told her parents that she had dropped ecstasy. We didn't see her for like three months after that. Also, all last year we called her ugly and fat until she started cutting, then made fun of her scars until she got a restraining order. When she was six she was a ghost for Halloween. She tells all of Amelia's secrets to us.

Marc - Marc happens to have a recording studio in his basement, so he instantly became our friend. Don't kid yourself Marc, we would dump you in a minute if you didn't have all that stuff!! Oh, he is also our best voice actor, and once he did something cool with a car and a nun, but the court has ordered us to not speak of that event until the case is settled.

Tylor - We never liked him much, and then he boned us royal. It's cool, his girlfriend is hot, and Tom is going to sneak her the dirty weasel first chance he gets. He also loves the show Rocko's Modern Life, I mean loves. On an average day, he see's about 6 episodes of it. Sometimes he goes whole weeks only quoting lines from it. Last, and worst, he thinks typing "the" as "teh" is cool. Really cool. He has turned in homework like that.

Evan - Evan was once the father to us all, but then remembered that there was no possible way to truthfully backup that statement, regardless of which distant metaphorical level we took it to.  Now he takes the place of the boring cousin we don't see that often, and who takes the model of the type of person parents want their daughters to date.  By this mindset, Evan is swarmed by dissatisfied daughters of well-to-do middle-class families who have the loyalty to parents and deeper insight to realize that rather than going out with the exciting guy who will inevitable use them, they well have love and security in this less interesting specimen.  Evan, however, is not only a decent guy, but is also like 500 feet tall, so his incredible mass is capable of "sort-of-satisfying" thousands of mortal women.  He is also Amelia's older brother and on and off lover. 

June Foray - former voice actress pioneer in America (one of her many thousands of roles was Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle), now due to happenstance she is, for lack of a better term, our bitch. We found her on the streets of Detroit, messed up on something, thin and gaunt as you could imagine. We nursed her back to health, paid for some doctors visits, and then figured out that we could be taking advantage of her. We keep her just drugged enough to do whatever we say. All her royalties go to us now, and we use her to get TV appearances. She is also a voice actress for us.

Brad - Brad is sort of the guy who if you heard about you would just hate, but when you meet you realize he is just pathetic like a kitten with it's tail caught in a vacuum cleaner that was left on carelessly. He dresses like a queer, acts like a player, and plays Soul Caliber II like a girl. In his defense, he is worthy of his title, but due to a personal request we won't tell you what majorly bad-ass title he has. Oh yeah, he has banged the devil.

Jason - Jason is the most frustratingly self centered person of all time. He isn't egotistical or anything, he just doesn't even realize when other people are around. Once a woodpecker drilled away at his skull for over 2 minutes before he realized what was going on. He is a nice enough guy, but totally dissociated with reality. Sometimes we tape his cell phone to the back of his head and call him. That is usually pretty fun for an hour or two. Jason also holds the record for most percent of life spent on Nation States. His current project is restoring glory to the Minoan empire.

Hillary - Hillary is the most traveled people I have ever met.  Originally born in Servo-Croatia, she came to American when she was seven with her mother as a refugee.  Her father was able to come over three years later after the political prison he was in was accidentally bombed by UN troops, killing about half the prisoners, but freeing the rest.  She now spends her time working towards being a master seamstress!  Studying under the famous Indian seamstress Betty Maria Tallchief, she can often be spotted knitting up scarves in under an hour for practice.  In 1996 she won the junior division of the international competition of feminine talents before it was shut down by the League of Women for promoting stereotypes.  Her dream is to roam the countryside on a motorcycle, solving peoples problems with needle and thread.  I also saw her unhinge her jaw and eat a live badger once. 

Martin - Martin is the cheapest SOB on the planet.  He will do anything for money and never contributes to anyone else's welfare.  He has been known to steal peoples car keys, move their cars, then sell them the keys back.  After an hour of searching he charges them for information on where the car is.  It is usually in an impound lot, so they are charged to get it out.  Did I mention he owns 83% of the impound lots in Ohio?  On the bright side, he has good manga connections, and is often seen reading prepublication manga, and even some that hasn't been written yet.  He gives amazing head, but it don't come cheap.

Chris - Chris is possibly our most experienced fan, and likes almost everything.  To give you an idea, he'll watch Votoms and Boys Over Flowers in the same sitting.  He doesn't like anything by Gonzo though, because he's never seen Exile.  He often makes us industrial pies, and we suspect he can read minds.  He's like a human lie detector, but he is far too soft spoken to call anyone on it, so even if he knows he is being misled he goes along with it... which often leads to hilarity!  On occasion we feed all his socks to his pet alligator, oh yeah, he has an alligator and is always complaining about his socks going missing.

Laura - Laura was originally an archivist for the BBC until she joined us, stealing from them some excellent gems which we are currently distributing through our associates in Taiwan.  She is one of the most interesting people we know, and is constantly fascinating us with her stories of the orient and of her safaris.  On top of her own adventures, she is entrusted with watching over a former NAVY research center deep under her house that her parents manned back in the 70's.  While most of that equipment is not considered obsolete, the research is still considered valuable and remains classified.  Last, her last name rhymes with "Heiss", the German word for hot, which is fitting because her presence fills us all with such sexual frustration that we are unable to accomplish anything while she is nearby.  Do not ask her about snails, she doesn't know anything about them.