Calling all Voice Actors!
If you have lungs and the ability to form sounds, we might just be able to use you!
If you would like to voice act in a professional recording studio, then this is your chance! If you live near Columbus or Cincinnati, drop us your name and we will arrange to hear you speak! We are always looking for new talents to star in our productions! Voice acting is fun and rewarding, and you will get to hear your voice at every con you go to for the next two years! Just look at the damage report from our last project to see how fun it is:
One ended relationship
One ended friendship
One stab wound
One molestation
Two fist fights
Uncountable shouting matches
4 counts of psychological trauma
See? Fun! Actually we all really enjoyed it, except for maybe when I got stabbed by Ty after he swore never to talk to me again, that wasn't cool. But then I molested the girl doing voices for us who had just broken up with Brad, and that was cool! Voicing is actually a blast, and the outtakes are freaking awesome!
Artist Wanted
Think you can draw? Do other people think you can draw? Will I think you can draw? If the answers to the last two are yes, and especially if the first one is no, then I want you! We are looking to do some serious comic works, but are lacking a steady and talented hand! Think you have what it takes?
! If it gets good, we'll actually spring for the bandwidth and host it, as well as distribute it at cons. We are also hoping to launch two other amature comics shortly. More information as it comes.
Also, looking for support for your comic? If we like it we will be sure to endorse you in any way we can! Just drop us a line!
Want to do more?
We would love if you would make donations! Our last project cost us over 300 dollars in equipment and footage. It would be awesome as a possum if you would help us out! Money is good, 200gb Hard Drives are better! Any spare AV equipment is good to! Be advised, big donators might be able to "influence" our next project. Have a good idea for a project, or want to be in on the writing for our next parody? Scratch our back and we'll scratch yours! Sensual massage to follow.